"I don't know, [name]. From where I'm sitting, you look like the bitch to me."
"I need information, not advice."
"Are you gonna cooperate? Please say no."
"As a rule, I consider jealousy to be a base emotion, but in this case it's quite endearing."
"Your safety is of great concern to me."
"Some people aren't wired to handle stress."
"Try a grapefruit gusher. It's just like you today, a little sour."
"Value loyalty above all else."
"Hear that? It's the sound of your checks bouncing."
"Revenge isn't a passion. It's a disease."
"Life is far too important to talk about seriously."
"I'm not a monster. Do you really think I'd harm a dog? You on the other hand."
"I guess we're stuck with each other."
"We're done. I'm done. This ends right now. You're a monster."
"My enemy is your enemy."
"These 'friends' you mention, the ones whispering in the shadows -- tell them from me -- shut the hell up."
"I told you that I was in love with her, because that is exactly what I'm supposed to be. That is my job."
"You have me. And I'm not going to let anything happen to you."
"[Name], if you don’t stop yammering, I’m going to have to shoot through this door. Which will be a shame, because I won't have any idea what I'm shooting at."
"Don't look so stricken. The first shot will kill you."
"I'm not a bubble gum machine, [name]. You don't get to just twist the handle whenever you want a treat."
"Perhaps this day can be salvaged after all."
"I don't understand why you would do any of this. Go to Hell."
"I can only lead you to the truth. I can't make you believe it."
"That's funny. I was just about to say the same thing to you.
"Obviously good cop bad cop isn't working here. So let's try bad cop worse cop."
"How's the arm? It looks painful."
"You're not telling us everything."
"Let me put your mind at ease. I'm never telling you everything."
"I was wrong about you. You're not perfect."
"What if I were to tell you that all the things you come to believe about yourself are a lie."
"This is gonna be a gas."
"What is it with you and hotel rooms and pens in people's necks?"
"You're not as smart as [Name] says. My friend is always so obsessed with you. I'm not sure why."
"Oh. I think you're very special."
"You have my attention".
"Were you wrong?"
"I was wrong."
"There is nothing that can take the pain away. But eventually, you will find a way to live with it. There will be nightmares. And everyday when you wake up, it will be the first thing you think about. Until one day, it’s the second.“
"Yeah. Well, we'll see about that."
”Let’s call it The Blacklist. That sounds exciting.”
”I think she’s having some trouble at home.”
"I'll have to take a raincheck, but it smells delicious!"
Pssst, Guys. It’s Ebisu-mun here, Hanna is back with the longest post ever that you should probably read under the cut. Do it. I promise it’ll be worth your while. Actually by law i don’t think I can promise that, but you should listen to me because I’ve been a part of the Naruto rp fandom for over 2 years now, including my inactive time. SO, yeah. A long post…That you should read…incoming.
☏: Our muses talking on the phone about (You may choose)Maito Gai.
”No, I don’t really think that counts, Ebisu.” There was a long, exhaustive sigh on the other end of the line that made Asuma nearly laugh out loud.
”I understand that he’s a ‘loser’ as you say, but no matter what, you can’t get out of the mission.”
Asuma paused to listen to Ebisu’s counter argument for why he should, in fact, not be forced into a mission with Gai.
”Yes—Yes—- I know that you’ve been his teammate for 20 years.—- Yes I am aware of how you feel about that.”
Only Ebisu— King of the dramatic— would be this worked up about something like this. Of course, Asuma knew he was mostly overrating and putting on a show. He knew that the man truly cared for Gai just as much as anyone cared for their teammates.
”I guess you’ll just have to put up with it then, won’t ya?”
A pause. ”Ehh—Don’t be like that Ebisu——Ebisu?—-Ebisu?”
It had been a long time since he’d been hung upon. Well damn.
okay so i’m going to just make a post about being a selective RP’er and if you’re going to be judgmental and offensive about it i suggest you get the fuck out.
so not only have i seen (and received) an influx in anon hate i’ve also the primary reason for it being because RP’ers are stating they’re ‘selective’ okay so let me just give you a few reasons why they say this. 1. people like you back them worried and only want to RP with the people they know well and trust/have RP’ed with for a while. 2. have anxiety, dislike a busy dash, prefer to keep their RP partners to a minimum for easier and more enjoyable times. 3. mass followers and are physically unable to RP with them all so only reply to a few of their opens due to simplicity.
But what gets me the most is that im actually having to make this post in the first place. RP’ing should be fun. People shouldn’t have to explain their reasons for choosing to RP in a certain way. And at the end of the day it’s the people to complain about them being ‘stuck up’ and ‘rude’ and ‘make others feel bad and shitty’ that cause so many people to be selective.
It isn’t because we think we’re better. It isn’t because we hate anyone. It isn’t because we dislike their character. It’s purely because we want to make RP’ing an enjoyable and nice experience which lately isn’t happening.
If you get anon hate or anyone telling you what you’re doing is wrong, ignore it. Blank it out, turn anon off. Because it isn’t worth it. RP’ing is for your enjoyment.
