guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

Reblog if you Skype as your muse

al-jilani-asks:

and you’re willing to RP over Skype if a partner drops you an ask :)

                          ^{{         I made myself a new tumblr icon thing guise.       }}

                               ^{{        ain’t he precious~  my muse is beaut.      }}

Write me a TBH

                               ^{[EEP]          OMG. BUT UR LIKE MORE PERFECT
                                                   THAN A BANANA AND PEANUT BUTTER
                                                   SANDWICH TBH. HOW CAN U FEEL THAT
                                                   WAY ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE ME OF ALL PPL?!}

^{CAN THERE PLS BE A KONOHAMARU BLOG GOD.}

unwiltingblossom:

Part two of what I did was write down all the followers I have that I can remember and fit on a card.

If you can read that you must be Tiger Woods because  my camera there is crap.

irukas konohawarhawk fwogs mrmirrors sordidsensory passthesake maskedscarecrow oneofunbendingwill shinosays super-pervy-sage gonnabehokage yondammnn gentle-green-beast not-so-godofshinobi dinotoysandniisan uchihasavior uchihaclanleader uchihasmirror emotionlessart flourishingroot chubbies-rule ecchi-ebisu-sensei i-ta-chi medicalhime floriditas kazenokyuubi affectionandfuture 4eyedaburame yondaimeflash eternally-youth masukunin chaoticrelic minxto uchihamother millenialriver hermitwriter hardworkwillnotfail tobiiornottobii somniare—aeternum eliteuchihacrybaby iamsharingansasuke rokudaime-hokage thank-you-for-cheering shyblossomhinata his-darkest-night benevolent-disgrace blinded-prodigy utakatas-bubbles sabakuunogaaraa tealwindwitch spikes-and-shadows crimsonbellator slug-desu tontonskeeper toadsagejiraiya wellhonedblade shunshin-no-shisui stepasidethedoctorispresent unwaveringmotives konohas-angel

Man, there were many I couldn’t remember the URL of exactly, or couldn’t fit on the card :|

…If I misremembered some of those that’ll be a really random mention.

           ^{Normally I look like a walking pile of mushy banana when I got out in public. It’s rare that I actually look like that tbh.  Plus I have a lot of cosplay wigs that I wear out in public because I’m a rebel that’s why.  But thank you for the compliment, though I think if you saw me in person you’d realize what you’re saying and how cray cray it is.. >.<}

if I could draw, I would like spend literally all day drawing fucking everything imaginable. especially smutty fanart.

domuscaligari:

nightmarekite:

edgebug:

strawberrieninja:

aranzeb:

JESUS CHRIST

This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.

FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES

I feel like I just walked in on something very private

asumas-gaiden:

❤ - Tumblr user I would date

_{Can I just take a minute and like, pick some? More than one? Can I just make a list? —-I’m gonna make it anyways, so yes is the right answer wow. There are too many perfect people to choose one.}

    Fuzzybrowss.

^{Someone utterly amazing in every way. She’s sweet and perfect. Silly and amazing. I want to marry her face. Hands down one of my favorite people ever. I trust her and I love her. ♥}

    Faiyuuhi

^{One of my favorite people on this earth. She’s amazing in EVERY SINGLE way. There is not one flaw on this angel. My Equal Senpai, I would like, jump across traffic for this beautiful creature. One day I’m going to marry this woman. I’m pretty sure. In one way or another it’s gonna happen.}

     Desertgourd

^{I’m not sure how keen he is on marrying me, but I would TOTALLY marry the SOCKS off of this mun Like there is no one who leaves me feeling more starstruck. It’s like, talking to him is just magical. I adore this mun. Of course they’re on my perfect people list, as well as my I’d date your face off and marry you and roleplay with you until the end of time. All the affectionate lists, desertgourd made em.}

     Tmblake

^{It’s been a while since we’ve talked but I literally love this mun. One of the most genuine people I’ve ever met and when we first met we just clicked. It was magical. You’re someone I really adore even to this day. Beautiful, intelligent and just…an old soul.}

     Ecchi-ebisu-sensei

^{I wouldn’t include this goober because she makes my life a living hell most of the time… But also, she makes my life complete. She’s my best friend in real life and one of the most perfect people I know. Her beauty offends me and I want to poke her eyes out half of the time because her perfection is annoying, but I couldn’t live without my waifu. ♥ I love you Hanna.}