guy:
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
irukas said: SIDE-EYING YOU HARD, EBISU.-sweats nervously-
indigocosmos said: Ino slaps him gently on the cheek. “HEY, FOCUS. We just have to get through this week, and then we never have to talk again.”
{ ワウ } ❝How will I ever survive a week?❞ ❝Yes, of course. That is most assuredly the best choice of action.❞
First person to submit a wedding ring to me gets to marry me for a week.//IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, I AM CRYING, SHE PROPOSED BY ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW IT, I JUST.
MY EBISU-DARLINGS LOVE LIFE IS NO GAME! HE TAKES ALL PROPOSALS SERIOUSLY!
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Raidō pls.
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pls halp.
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Genma is trying to make me play monolopy.
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help
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YOU
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i dont even know who you are but pls
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dont let them atke me!
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Gai…and…the leotards
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yo think uou are a smarker than me dont you kazekagesama[text] —-○
but i am the really smart[text] —-○
i will solve this riddle wit of without you[text] —-○
why am i naked?[Text]: because you’re drunk?
[Text]: How’d you even get my number
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ask me not ths question to wich i have no asnwer
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becaus i dont rememebr
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probably genma
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i blame gema
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uchiha bring me some pork buns
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and mor sake
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on th double.
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narudo.
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u little twerp
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get me an unpblushed copy of icha icha and ill forigve your ransgressions
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ive thought abot it all night and im cetain.
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IY WAS YOU WHO STOLE MY UNDERWARD WASN’T IT?!
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how else were they miraclously gone?! AND I SAW YOU WEARING PLAID UNDRWAR AT THE ACADEMY WHEN U BENT OFVER IRUKA. YOU STOLE FORM ME