"I don't know, [name]. From where I'm sitting, you look like the bitch to me."

"I need information, not advice."

"Are you gonna cooperate? Please say no."

"As a rule, I consider jealousy to be a base emotion, but in this case it's quite endearing."

"Your safety is of great concern to me."

"Some people aren't wired to handle stress."

"Try a grapefruit gusher. It's just like you today, a little sour."

"Value loyalty above all else."

"Hear that? It's the sound of your checks bouncing."

"Revenge isn't a passion. It's a disease."

"Life is far too important to talk about seriously."

"I'm not a monster. Do you really think I'd harm a dog? You on the other hand."

"I guess we're stuck with each other."

"We're done. I'm done. This ends right now. You're a monster."

"My enemy is your enemy."

"These 'friends' you mention, the ones whispering in the shadows -- tell them from me -- shut the hell up."

"I told you that I was in love with her, because that is exactly what I'm supposed to be. That is my job."

"You have me. And I'm not going to let anything happen to you."

"[Name], if you don’t stop yammering, I’m going to have to shoot through this door. Which will be a shame, because I won't have any idea what I'm shooting at."

"Don't look so stricken. The first shot will kill you."

"I'm not a bubble gum machine, [name]. You don't get to just twist the handle whenever you want a treat."

"Perhaps this day can be salvaged after all."

"I don't understand why you would do any of this. Go to Hell."

"I can only lead you to the truth. I can't make you believe it."

"That's funny. I was just about to say the same thing to you.

"Obviously good cop bad cop isn't working here. So let's try bad cop worse cop."

"How's the arm? It looks painful."

"You're not telling us everything."

"Let me put your mind at ease. I'm never telling you everything."

"I was wrong about you. You're not perfect."

"What if I were to tell you that all the things you come to believe about yourself are a lie."

"This is gonna be a gas."

"What is it with you and hotel rooms and pens in people's necks?"

"You're not as smart as [Name] says. My friend is always so obsessed with you. I'm not sure why."

"Oh. I think you're very special."

"You have my attention".

"Were you wrong?"

"I was wrong."

"There is nothing that can take the pain away. But eventually, you will find a way to live with it. There will be nightmares. And everyday when you wake up, it will be the first thing you think about. Until one day, it’s the second.“

"Yeah. Well, we'll see about that."

”Let’s call it The Blacklist. That sounds exciting.”

”I think she’s having some trouble at home.”

"I'll have to take a raincheck, but it smells delicious!"